Year: 2025

Cluck, Cluck, Hooray! Freshmen and Fowl in the Mansion

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Welcome, dear readers, to the grand spectacle of life where chickens, pabos and freshmen 
collide in a delightful dance of chaos! Picture this: a stately bamboo mansion, once the abode of the big white dignitary, now bustling with the sounds of peeping chicks and the excited chatter of wide-eyed newcomers.

The Great Pabo Hatch-Off

First up, let’s talk about our feathered friends. Did you know that a chicklet can take up to 24 hours to fully hatch? That’s right! It’s like the ultimate slow reveal, but instead of a dramatic entrance, you get a fluffy ball of yellow fluff. Here’s how it goes down:

  1. Egg-citing Beginnings: The eggs are nestled under their cozy Pabo hen, turning them daily like they’re on a spa retreat.
  2. Peep Show: After about 21 days, the little ones start to peep, encouraging their still-snoozing siblings to join the party.
  3. Hatch Day: Finally, the moment arrives! Out pops a chick, ready to take on the world—or at least the enclosure.

Freshmen Take the Mansion

Now, let’s not forget our new freshmen! They’ve arrived at the mansion, probably thinking they’re stepping into a scene from a gothic novel. Instead, they find themselves in a lively hub of activity, where the only ghosts are the ones in their eaten friends.

  • Exploration Time: Freshmen are given the grand tour, complete with tales of the mansion’s history and maybe a few ghost stories to keep things interesting.
  • Towering Ambitions: They scamper up to the tower for a view that’s more breathtaking than their first midterm exam results.
  • Making Friends: Just like our chicks, they’re hatching new friendships, peeping out for their next adventure.

The Clucking Conclusion

So, whether you’re a chick breaking free from your shell or a freshman breaking into the world of higher education, remember: life is all about new beginnings. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the peeps, and don’t forget to have a little fun along the way! After all, in this mansion, it’s not just about the history—it’s about the stories we create, one hatch and one friendship at a time! 🐣🎉

Now, what’s your favorite part of this delightful chaos?

The Splash-tacular Water Project: A Liquid Success!

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Well, folks, hold onto your rubber duckies because we’ve officially made waves with our Water Project! After much anticipation (and probably a few too many “Can we fix it?” songs), we installed a 1/2 HP Differential Water Pump. Yes, you heard that right—half a horsepower! Enough to make even the most stubborn garden hose tremble in fear.

What’s Flowing?

  • Running Water Galore: We’re not just talking about a trickle that makes you question your life choices; we now have great running water flooding the entire area!
  • Chicken Area: Clucking good showers for our feathered friends! They’ll be strutting around like they just got back from a spa day.
  • Goat House: Our goats can now enjoy a luxurious rinse-off (who knew goats were so high maintenance?). Future Build.
  • Flower House: Because even flowers need a good drink and a solid foundation to bloom into their fabulous selves!
  • Cafe: Coffee lovers rejoice! Your brews will never suffer from the dreaded “water shortage” blues again.

Bye-Bye, Barangay Blues!

With our nifty pump, we’ve waved goodbye to the Barangay water breakdown and shortages. No more juggling buckets and hoping for the best—our water supply is as steady as our enthusiasm for cheesy puns!

A Big Thank You!

A huge shoutout to the Buddy Boyz—you guys are the real MVPs! Without your help, we might have been stuck with a garden hose and a dream. Now, we’re ready to make some serious splashes!

So, here’s to our newly watered paradise! May the showers be plentiful, the goats be clean, and the flowers bloom brighter than our future prospects. Cheers to a life that’s a little less dry and a lot more splashy! 🌊

The Egg-citing Life of Clucky McCluckface

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A Hen’s Tale

Gather ‘round, dear readers, for a tale that will surely crack you up! Imagine this: a hen named Clucky McCluckface, who’s just checked on her 11 precious eggs—each one a potential future member of her illustrious poultry kingdom. Yes, they’re all nestled in their luxurious egg mansion, complete with a golden yolk chandelier and a nesting box that would make any chicken swoon.

But wait! What’s that commotion? Our feathered friends, the nervous chickens, are clucking in a tizzy. Apparently, the male pabo—let’s call him Sir Struts-a-Lot—has taken umbrage at their incessant squawking. Poor guy just wanted to serenade them with his best crow, but alas, he’s feeling more fowl than fabulous!

And let’s not forget about the cobra chicken—yes, you read that right! This featherless neck wonder struts around like it owns the coop, sporting a look that screams, “I’m a fashionable reptile in a poultry world.” One might say it’s a case of mistaken identity, or perhaps just a chicken who skipped the neck accessory aisle.

So, what’s the moral of this egg-cellent adventure? Whether you’re a hen with eggs, a nervous chicken in a mansion, or a cobra chicken trying to make a fashion statement, remember: it’s all about embracing your quirks! After all, in the world of poultry, it’s better to be a peck-uliar character than just another ordinary hen.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check on Clucky’s 11 eggs—who knows, one of them might just hatch a future superstar! 🐣

Building a Flower Tunnel: One Tiny Step at a Time

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Welcome, fellow garden enthusiasts and procrastinators alike! Today, we embark on a whimsical journey into the world of flower tunnels—a magical realm where blooms flourish and patience is as essential as a watering can in the middle of a drought.

Step 1: The Art of Small Steps

Why rush when you can tiptoe? We’re all about taking it slow. In fact, if we were any slower, we’d be a caterpillar in a traffic jam. Each small step we take in building our flower tunnel is like adding sprinkles to a cupcake—delightful, but let’s not get carried away! We’re talking about tiny, adorable steps that are so small they’d need a magnifying glass to be seen.

Step 2: Mitigating Water Flow

Ah, water flow—the garden’s version of a surprise party. You never know when it’ll come crashing in, soaking your plans like a toddler at a birthday bash. So, to prevent our flower tunnel from turning into a water park, we’re employing the ancient art of mitigation. Think of it as putting a tiny dam in your garden—like a moat, but without the dragons (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Step 3: Keeping Everyone Waiting

And what’s a garden project without a little suspense? We’re keeping everyone on the edge of their garden chairs, wondering when they’ll see the glorious bloom. “Will it be next week? Next month?” they ponder, as we chuckle knowingly. It’s like the cliffhanger of a soap opera, but with more dirt and fewer dramatic plot twists.

So, there you have it!

Building a flower tunnel, one baby step at a time, while mitigating water flow and keeping the anticipation alive. Who knew gardening could be this entertaining? Now, if only we could grow patience as easily as we grow daisies! 🌼

Saba Banana Bonanza:

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Planting Your Way to Fruity Success!

Welcome to the world of saba bananas—the fruit that’s so versatile, even your smoothie will want to wear a tuxedo! If you’ve ever thought about catching more of these delightful yellow beauties and planting them on your farm, you’re in for a treat. Grab your gardening gloves; it’s time to dig into some banana-based hilarity!

The Art of Catching Saba Bananas

First things first: catching saba bananas isn’t like fishing for trout. You won’t need a rod and reel; just a keen eye and a sturdy basket. Picture this: you’re in the orchard, and those bananas are practically begging to be picked. Just remember, bananas don’t leap into your arms. You’ve got to earn their affection!

Planting: The Secret Sauce

Now, onto the planting part. It’s crucial to remember that 3-4 seedlings per tree is the golden rule—kind of like a banana version of the three musketeers, but with less dueling and more fruit-bearing! Why? Because if you overload your tree like a toddler with candy, the fruits will be as confused as a cat at a dog show.

The Fruits of Your Labor

Once you’ve planted those seedlings, sit back, relax, and watch them grow! In no time, you’ll have a banana bonanza. Just imagine: you, sipping a smoothie made from your very own saba bananas, while your friends marvel at your agricultural prowess. “How did you do it?” they’ll ask, to which you can respond, “It’s all in the peel!”

Conclusion: Bananas Are Your Best Friends

So, folks, as you embark on your journey to catch and plant more saba bananas, remember to keep it light, keep it fun, and maybe even keep a few bananas for yourself. Who needs a therapist when you have a banana tree to talk to? Happy planting, and may your farm be filled with the sweet smell of success (and bananas)! 🍌

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